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[livejournal.com profile] sandro_iz_che пишет, какая гадкая ему досталась переводчица в Америке. А я тоже вспомнил.

Однажды мой друг поехал в Китай, по работе. Был он там совсем один из Америки, но с инженерами местными кое-как общался, они английский немножко знали.

А на выходные гости дали ему гида-переводчика, девушку такую молодую и немногословную. Чтобы, значит, водить его, показывать достопримечательности.

И выяснилось, что она знает по-английски одно слово, но очень важное для ее работы. Кто угадает, какое было слово? Пока заскриню комментарии.

УПД:

спасибо всем, замечательные ответы. Угадал, правда далеко не с первой попытки, методом навала, [livejournal.com profile] edik_m:

"Yes".
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Date: 2010-09-17 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agathpher.livejournal.com
Неужели fuck?! :)

Date: 2010-09-17 07:14 pm (UTC)

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From: [identity profile] tommi-anya.livejournal.com
Goddamned!

Date: 2010-09-17 07:14 pm (UTC)

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From: [identity profile] inka-kakadu.livejournal.com
this way или look :)

Date: 2010-09-17 07:19 pm (UTC)

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From: [identity profile] antikisa.livejournal.com
Help? :)

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From: [identity profile] alikr.livejournal.com
There?

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Date: 2010-09-17 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-white1967.livejournal.com
Оптимальный вариант был бы well - очень удобное словечко для любых ситуаций :)
Но "рискну предположить", что go

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From: [identity profile] vatoljich.livejournal.com
«Oops»?

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From: [identity profile] kuzjavyj.livejournal.com
Or rather "Behold!"

Date: 2010-09-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
И опять нет :)

Date: 2010-09-17 07:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-17 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edik-m.livejournal.com
No?
или
Yes?

Date: 2010-09-17 07:41 pm (UTC)

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From: [identity profile] chasovschik.livejournal.com
"При этом ей было известно одно такое слово, которое Эллочке даже не мог-
ло присниться. Это было богатое слово - гомосексуализм"

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Date: 2010-09-17 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oude-rus.livejournal.com
гандон.

Date: 2010-09-17 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
Только ты такое мог предположить!

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From: [identity profile] alienor-sm.livejournal.com
"Ты-красивый-и-толстый-парниша".

Date: 2010-09-17 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
см. upd

Date: 2010-09-17 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alikr.livejournal.com
Thank you?

Date: 2010-09-17 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
см. upd

Date: 2010-09-17 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vadim-i-z.livejournal.com
В смысле - всего одно слово?
Ну, "no". Или "thanks"...

Date: 2010-09-17 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
см. upd

Date: 2010-09-17 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
см. upd

Date: 2010-09-17 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
Китаянка же, не японка :)

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Date: 2010-09-17 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
Ну почти. Пойду повешу ответ.

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From: [identity profile] amigofriend.livejournal.com
Ну туалет, понятное дело!

Date: 2010-09-17 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rezoner.livejournal.com
Еще скажи - сэндвич.

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